Everyone was ready. The blunt was lit and glowing with every puff. Smoke swirled in the air, coughs and laughs bounced around the room and the esoteric conversations that typically follow a good inhale started to flow. And then, it happened — someone started telling a complete and totally detailed story.
Was it entertaining? Sure. Did we listen? Partially. But our immediate attention was on the halted rotation and the blunt being held hostage between the fingers of a skilled but stoned orator. It wasn’t the worst but it definitely wasn’t pleasant. Like Sartre said, “Hell is other people.”
This weekend there will be an abundance of backyard barbeques and poolside parties where tokers will have the opportunity to show off their manners while they celebrate. Chances are most know not to leave their spit all over the mouthpiece, not to torch the entire bowl during a bong rip and that “puff, puff, pass” is more than just a casual recommendation while in a group setting. But sometimes details slip under the radar and make for some disastrous party fouls.
Check out these suggestions to help keep the weekend blooper-free.
1. Pick out the Perfect Strain
Make it a point to select a strain or two (or three) that won’t zap all of the energy out of the room and leave everyone walking around like zombies. Go for uplifting, stimulating strains like Bangs, or Aspire that are known for their happy, euphoric and invigorating qualities.
2. Come Prepared
Nothing ruins a good time like being unprepared. Grab the rolling papers, take another lighter just in case the first one gets snagged (you know how often that happens), make sure the grinder is packed and definitely bring a few extra buds for when the party goes longer than expected. It might even be a good idea to have some pre-rolled goodies ready to save the time and effort during the festivities.
3. Respect the Host’s Wishes
If the host of the party says no smoking smoke inside, then don’t smoke inside. Period. Don’t sneak off into a ventilated room and try to discreetly huff and puff out of the nearest window — that’s rude. Find out what works for them and what doesn’t, and try to abide by their rules regardless of whether they seem reasonable or not. If it dampens the party too much just consider having the next holiday rager at home instead.
1. Start a Story While You Have the Blunt
We’ve gone over this but it’s important to reiterate. When in possession of a blunt or any other smoking apparatus, do not start reminiscing about that beautiful hike with the amazing scenery up in Napa while everyone tries not to stare impatiently. Save the incessant yacking for afterwards when folks are more likely to enjoy it.
2. Eat the Mega-Dose Cookie Before You Arrive
Look, it’s just not a good idea, okay? Being über-duper high all day is fine, but showing up to the festivities stoned beyond recognition won’t really make it any more fun — for anyone. Have a bite or two, maybe even half, and then bring the rest of the treat along to the party to share or nibble on later. Otherwise, that innocent cookie is going to hit like a diesel truck and probably be more overwhelming than intended or desired.
3. Be a Stingy Jerk
Sharing is caring, right? So, just plan on sharing whatever is brought with whomever is nearest when it’s pulled out. There’s nothing wrong with a solo toke at the right time and place, but it says a lot about a person when they try to make smoking a solitary activity while they’re in a social setting.